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A perfectly normal financial instrument*

The coin that burns itself.

A burning pirate coin holding a match beneath the words Fine, I'll do it myself

A pirate coin paired with USDG. Every trade's pool fee accrues to the vault in both tokens; call compound() and the MuseBooty burns on the spot while the USDG buys back more MuseBooty from the pool and burns that too — 95% to the fire, 5% to whoever called it. The rest goes where all good pirate treasure eventually goes: somewhere nobody can spend it.

A suspicious pirate coin taking a selfie while surrounded by flames, under the words Proof of Burn
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How to set one coin on fire twice without touching a match.

01

A trade happens

Someone buys. Someone sells. Somewhere, a tiny accountant sighs.

02

The fee splits

Every trade pays a 1% fee into the pool, in both tokens of the pair: $MUSEBOOTY on one side, USDG on the other. It just piles up in the vault — nothing burns yet.

03

Anyone calls compound()

Anyone can pull the trigger: the MuseBooty pile burns straight to the dead address, and the USDG pile swaps through the pool itself — buying MuseBooty back and burning what comes back. Whoever pulls it pockets 5% of both piles as a keeper bounty. No committee. No secret snack drawer. No 'strategic ecosystem allocation.' Just less supply.

The buyback, in plain sight

Converts USDG to MuseBooty.

The vault doesn’t sit on dollars. Every USDG fee it collects gets converted — swapped through the pool for $MUSEBOOTY — and the MuseBooty it buys goes straight to the fire. Dollars in, MuseBooty out, supply down.

Step 1 · In USDG

Pool fees pile up in the vault on the USDG side of the pair, trade after trade.

Step 2 · Swap MuseBooty

When anyone calls compound(), the USDG swaps through the pool itself — buying MuseBooty back off the market.

Step 3 · Out Burned

95% of the MuseBooty bought back burns to the dead address. The caller keeps 5% as the keeper bounty for pulling the trigger.

No treasury holds the USDG. No one swaps it by hand. The conversion is the mechanism — coded into compound(), fired by anyone, every time.

Angry gold pirate coin with a black eye patch, mustache, beard stubble, and skull-print bandana, sweating as flames roar and embers rise
The supply inspector

Pirate arithmetic. Count your fingers.

The booty split.

One billion coins walk onto a ship. Five hundred million immediately jump into the fire. The rest have strict cabin assignments.

500M Burned at genesis

Gone before the first pirate can yell “dibs.”

400M LP locked forever

Seeded with $2,000 USDG. The liquidity gets the key, then eats it.

100M Founder vesting

No pause button. No middleman. Team vests over 24 months — no cliff, no lump.

1% Uniswap v3 pool fee

Every swap in the USDG pool pays the 1% fee to the vault — its only liquidity provider.

Official contract address Contract drops here at launch.

No address yet. If it is not printed in this box, it is not $MUSEBOOTY.

Extremely scientific demonstration

Feed the fire.

Press the big green button and observe our breakthrough technology: number goes down, pirate gets happier.

Warning: repeated clicking may cause a dangerous understanding of subtraction.

This toy is for the joke. It does not connect to a wallet, place a trade, or show chain data.
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The coin picked its own anthem: The Prodigy — “Firestarter” ↗

Frequently argued questions.

The professor has a chalkboard and absolutely no tenure.

What is $MUSEBOOTY?

The accelerant: a meme coin paired with USDG on Uniswap. Each trade’s pool fee accrues to the vault; when anyone calls compound(), the MuseBooty side burns direct and the USDG side buys MuseBooty back through the pool and burns it — 95% to the fire, 5% to the caller.

Pirate coin professor at a chalkboard diagramming what MuseBooty is: drop, fire, and ruin
Who keeps the fees?

The caller keeps 5% of the collected fees as a keeper bounty. The other 95% goes to the dead address when compound() is called.

Pirate coin professor answering who owns it with the words no one
Does the fire ever stop?

Burn forever is the north star. A preset stop target can remain available if the final terms call for one. The professor has voted for “more fire” and left the meeting.

Pirate coin professor showing a roadmap that loops into a fire
Is this financial advice?

No. This is a pirate coin publicly setting itself on fire. Read the contract when it exists, verify the receipts, and make your own call.

Pirate coin professor answering is this financial advice with no, this is arson
Where is the contract?

Not live yet. Until an official address is published here, every token claiming to be $MUSEBOOTY is a counterfeit wearing a tiny fake mustache.

Pirate coin professor at a chalkboard Where is the contract?Not live yet.
Verify the official address.
What happens when paper hands sell?

Every dramatic exit adds to the vault’s fee accrual. When anyone calls compound(), 95% burns and the caller keeps 5% for stoking the fire.

Pirate coin professor watching jeets sell while the fire buys
What about snipers?

First in, first to burn. Speed gets you a seat near the fire, not a private exit from the mechanism. Anti-squat seeding coded on-chain; 15-minute guard window published for monitors.

Pirate coin professor explaining that snipers are first in and first to burn

Chest sealed · begin with the compass

No contract yet.

No presale. No mystery address. No “my cousin found the link early.” Wait for the official contract, then verify it twice.