A perfectly normal financial instrument*
The coin that burns itself.
A pirate coin paired with USDG. Every trade's pool fee accrues to the vault in both tokens; call compound() and the MuseBooty burns on the spot while the USDG buys back more MuseBooty from the pool and burns that too — 95% to the fire, 5% to whoever called it. The rest goes where all good pirate treasure eventually goes: somewhere nobody can spend it.
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How to set one coin on fire twice without touching a match.
A trade happens
Someone buys. Someone sells. Somewhere, a tiny accountant sighs.
The fee splits
Every trade pays a 1% fee into the pool, in both tokens of the pair: $MUSEBOOTY on one side, USDG on the other. It just piles up in the vault — nothing burns yet.
Anyone calls compound()
Anyone can pull the trigger: the MuseBooty pile burns straight to the dead address, and the USDG pile swaps through the pool itself — buying MuseBooty back and burning what comes back. Whoever pulls it pockets 5% of both piles as a keeper bounty. No committee. No secret snack drawer. No 'strategic ecosystem allocation.' Just less supply.
The buyback, in plain sight
Converts USDG to MuseBooty.
The vault doesn’t sit on dollars. Every USDG fee it collects gets converted — swapped through the pool for $MUSEBOOTY — and the MuseBooty it buys goes straight to the fire. Dollars in, MuseBooty out, supply down.
Pool fees pile up in the vault on the USDG side of the pair, trade after trade.
When anyone calls compound(), the USDG swaps through the pool itself — buying MuseBooty back off the market.
95% of the MuseBooty bought back burns to the dead address. The caller keeps 5% as the keeper bounty for pulling the trigger.
No treasury holds the USDG. No one swaps it by hand. The conversion is the mechanism — coded into compound(), fired by anyone, every time.